The day James Wright is set to be executed his best friend waddled home and told his wife
"I don't want to hear about it, Wright was my best bud but I just want to go take a bath and have one night without the news or any senseless nagging"
His wife understads and says she'll put his dinner in the fridge
As the man is drawing his bath his wife hears on the news that there has been a stay of execution issued and James will live a while longer.
She sprints to the bathroom and tells her husband
"They're not hanging Wright tonight!!"
Her husband turns and says
"Jesus, you can't go one night without a complaint can you?"
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