"What's wrong baby?" His wife asked.
"I don't know, all day today I was thinking about putting my penis in the pickle slicer for some reason." He said.
"Oh my God. Why?"
"Not sure babe, but it was all I could think about." He replied.
"Jesus, that's messed up. You think you may want some therapy or something?" She asked.
"No, I think Ill be fine." He assured.
A few days later, he came home early from work and his wife was surprised.
"Babe why are you home so early?"
"Well, I put my penis in the pickle slicer and I got fired."
A little confused at not seeing blood or him injured she asked," Well, what do you mean? What happened with the pickle slicer?" She asked.
"She got fired too."
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