The woman asked "what will it be sir?"
The man replied "All back please love"
As the woman was slicking it back, one of them fell out.
The man said "Ok thats no problem, just do curtains with them please."
As the woman was parting them another one fell out, leaving him only one hair on his head.
"Oh no" said the woman "what do you want now?"
The man replied, "it's ok, just leave it messy"
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