Then, he gets awakened in 2060 when they can cure his cancer.
The first thing he does when he learns he’s in 2060 is call his broker:
— Well, mister Smith, your total net worth today is $3,405,444,102.26.
Upon learning he’s a multibillionnaire, he leaps of joy and slips in some rêverie, until a little voice chimes in on the phone:
— Operator here, your three minutes are up. Please put two million dollars in the phone!
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