A man with pockets full of cash, a woman on each arm and an orange for a head walks into a bar...

The barman asks what the deal is.

"Well", says the man, "I was walking on a beach when I found one of those old genie lamps washed up on the sand, so I rubbed it, and a genie came out and granted me three wishes."

"So what were your wishes?"

"Well, I did the obvious thing and wished for my pockets never to be short of money, and wished to be irresistible to women."

"I can see all that, but what's the deal with... with...". The barman points at the man's head.

"Oh, *this*?" says the man, pointing at the same.

"I asked for an orange for a head."