and comes up to the urinal. He looks to the guy at the urinal beside him and says, "Hey man, I know this is weird but I really need to pee and obviously I can't get my own dick out. Could you please help me out here." The other man, seeing there is no one else in the restroom, decides to be a good samaritan and helps him out. After a couple of minutes the guy with no arms looks at the good samaritan and asks if he can help him put it away now. The second guy obliges again under the condition that the armless man never tell ANYONE about this. As they're leaving the second guy looks at the armless man and asks,"By the way, when I was down there I noticed some green stuff all over your penis. What was that?" "Man I have no idea I just didn't want to touch it."
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