A man with no arms is looking for a new job

A man with no arms is looking for a new job in the newspaper when he comes across an ad for a Bell-Ringer at the local church. The next day we went down to the church and the doors were closed. So he banged on the door using his head to get the attention of the priest. The priest answers, "Yes sir, can I help you?" The man replies, "I'm here for the bell-ringer job posted in the newspaper." The priest looking befuddled asks, "how do you intend on ringing the bell with no arms?" The man replies, "let me worry about that."

So they walk up to the top of the bell tower and the priest says, "if you can ring this bell, you can have the job." The man takes a running start and wams his head of the bell, making it ring, so the priest gives him the job.

The man has to ring the bell 5 times a day, meaning he walks up 6 flights of stairs, rings the bell, and walks back down. And since he's been doing this for 6 months, his face is all messed up. This one day, he's getting his running start when he trips and falls out of the bell tower to the ground below.

People start to crowd around the man and one woman says, "does anyone know who he is?" Another man picks up his head and says, "I don't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell."

- my favourite joke from pee wee herman