"Okay, let's see what you've got," said the agent.
Without a word, the man reached into his case and pulled out a tiny grand piano, a bench, and a little man about 12 inches tall dressed in a tuxedo.
The agent figured he was about to see yet another ventriloquist act when to his amazement, the little man bowed to him, sat down at the piano and proceeded to play a selection of Mozart.
The agent was flabbergasted. "Where . . . where did you find him?" he stammered.
The man answered, "About a year ago I was walking along a beach and came across a magic lamp. When I freed the genie, he told me I could have one wish. However, this genie was a little hard of hearing, so now I'm stuck with a 12 inch pianist."
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