A man who loves his wife decides one day to get a tattoo to commemorate their love.
He decided to get a tattoo on his penis of his wife's name, Wendy. So he goes down to the tattoo parlor and gets a big WENDY in all capitol letters down the length of his shaft. He goes home, and his wife loves it.
Our hero is a grower, not a shower, so when he's not erect you can't see the whole name, unfortunately. You can only really make out the W on his head and the Y down and the base, so unless he's hard his penis doesn't so much say WENDY as it says WY.
Months later, he finds himself on a business trip to Jamaica. In the airport in Kingston, he rushes to a urinal to relieve himself.
A local comes up beside him to the only other urinal there. Quickly glancing at his new neighbor, the man notices a similar WY tattoo on the Jamaican man's junk.
Curiosity gets the better of him, and he decides to ask the local about their similar tattoos.
"I'm terribly sorry, but I couldn't help but notice we have a similar tattoo."
"Ya, mon? Which tattoo?"
"Well, I noticed the WY on your penis. I have something similar, it's my wife's name, WENDY. I was just curious, does your wife's name happen to be Wendy, too?"
The Jamaican man bursts out laughing and says, "No, mon, it's nothing like that, ya see. Mi wife is called Rita."
"Well then what does it say?"
"It says, 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY'"
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