A man who is 1/3rd Scottish, 1/3rd Irish, and 1/3rd Cherokee Red Indian walks into a bar...

...and relates to the bartender the proportions of his ancestry and descent.

Bartender: (spits out his drink and cocks a shotgun) "Noooooo! GTFO! The alcoholism nature of your tri-part highbreed race will *drank* this entire bar dry to death!"

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