A man went to eat lunch one day at a spanish restaurant. Not knowing what a majority of the menu was he ordered the only thing he could understand, "Meatball soup".
After waiting for half an hour his food finally arrived but he noticed that the meatballs were relatively bigger than the average meatball, so he asks his waiter, "Why are the meatballs so big?" To which the waiter replies, "Oh you see, our meatballs come from the bulls from our stadium where bull fighting is a thing, so today yet again, our men won and so we have bull balls for you to eat."
Appalled, the man was hesitant to eat these meatballs but since he was starving he had no choice. When he first tasted the meatballs he was astonished to find that they were absolutely delicious and ate everything up within minutes, so he paid for his meal and left for home.
The next day, he came back to the same restaurant and ordered the same meatballs. After waiting for a few minutes, his food finally arrived. However, he noticed that the meatballs were smaller than yesterday's. Not giving it s second thought, he just ate it and felt that yet again that the meatballs were delicious.
After finishing his meal, he asked the waiter, "The meatballs were fantastic but why are the meatballs smaller than the one's I had yesterday?" To which the waiter replied,"The bull won today."
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