A man went to a farm after being lost

Once he arrive to the door he knocked 3 times exactly .

No answer , so he knocked 3 more times .

Still no answer , the man was getting furious so he decided to kick the door instead , by his suprise an old man answered

The old man then aproached him and said "yes sir , sorry I don't have my hearing aid I hope you didn't wait too long"

He then proceeds to invite him in for supper , the old man sat down and so did he . While he was eating away , old man starts asking questions .

"So where are you from boy"

"Oh I don't really wanna talk about that"

"well can you atleast tell me why you are here" the old man said

Quickly the young one said "I was lost for 2 days , I needed food and water "

The old man laughing , wondering how he got lost in these woods then says "what's your name young one ?"

The young boy replies "JOOOOOOOOOOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAA"

DOOOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT

Edit : sorry I'm tired, don't kill me

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