The host opened the door to see him there in his underwear. "Erm, yes?" he asked. "Can I help you?"
"I'm here for the fancy dress party." came the reply.
The host eyed him over. "Well, what have you come as? I need to introduce you."
"I'm here as a premature ejaculation."
"I can't tell them that!" said the host.
"Well tell them I've just come in my pants."
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