"You have some very nice clothes" said the bowl of pretzels.
The man thinking he was hallucinating, ignored the bowl and called the waiter and ordered a margarita.
"Nice choice good sir" said the bowl of pretzels.
The man once again thinking he was hallucinating ignored the bowl of pretzels.
On recieving his drink he gave the waiter a dollar as thanks.
"You are quite generous my good sir" said the bowl of pretzels.
The man startled called the waiter, "I thought I was hallucinating, but that bowl of pretzels infringement of me is complimenting me" said the man to the waiter.
The waiter nodded before saying, "Don't worry sir, the bowl of pretzels are complimentary!"
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