Man: May I come in guys...
Sir: Yup
Man: Dude, whats up?
Sir: Nothing...
Man: Am I selected?
Sir: Yup, You are selected as President for five countries.
Man: But sir, you promised for 5.5 countries.
Sir: I was just kidding.... Go to hell. No job there.
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