...until a man came up behind him and pointed a gun to his head. The man with the gun asks "Are you Protestant or Catholic?"
The man then figured he was done for, since if he answers Protestant and the man with the gun was Catholic, he would get killed; and likewise, if he said he was Catholic and the man with the guy was Protestant, then he would still get killed.
Thinking up a quick plan the man answers that he is indeed Jewish.
The man with the gun then says "Oh, I am the luckiest Arab alive!"
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