A man is speeding over a bridge one day, late for work, when he's pulled over by a cop operating radar at the end of the bridge. The cop walks up to the driver side window and asks the man what he does for a living. The man replies, "I'm a professional asshole stretcher."
His curiosity piqued, the cop asks the man, "Exactly what does a professional asshole stretcher do?"
"Well," the driver replies, "I start with a small asshole and stretch it out as far as it can go, sometimes up to six feet!"
"And what do you do with a six foot asshole?" the cop asks.
The driver responds, "Apparently you give him a radar and stick him at the end of a bridge."
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