As he wanders around, he finds three toilets on sale: a glass toilet, a wooden toilet, and a singing toilet. He decides to go with the glass one. He buys the toilet and goes home.
The next day, the same man goes back to return the glass toilet he bought the previous day.
"Why are you returning this toilet?" Asks the store manager.
The man replies, "Each time I sit down to do business, I slip off and fall on the ground!"
The manager allows the man to return his toilet, and the man goes off to buy the wooden toilet. He goes home.
The day after, the same man enters the store to return his wooden toilet, only to find the same manager working there.
"Why is it you're returning *this* toilet as well?"
"Each time I sit down to do my business, I get splinters from the wood!"
Reluctantly, the store managers lets the man return his wooden toilet, and the man sets off to buy the singing toilet. Once again, the man goes home.
The next day comes, and the man is back at the local store to return his singing toilet. He finds the manager quickly approaching him.
"What's the matter now?!"
"Each time I sit down, I hear the toilet singing, 'Do you see what I see?'"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.