A man was riding a train…

After a while, he gets really bored and horny. He makes sure no one is looking and decides to jerk off.

When the train is nearing the man's stop, a woman passed by and catches the man committing his dirty deed.

"That is disgusting! There are people here!"

"Relax, lady. I'm getting off soon."

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