He decided to go for a walk to calm down. As the man was walking along, he accidentally kicked a lamp. A genie appeared from the lamp and said "I am the genie of the lamp. I shall grant you three wishes, but be warned, the person you hate the most, your boss, will receive twice as much of whatever you wish for."
Intrigued, the man made his first wish. "I wish for a beautiful wife," he said.
"It is done." With a puff of smoke, the genie gave the man a beautiful wife, but the genie also gave the man's boss two beautiful wives.
The man said, "For my second wish, I wish for a mansion on the beach."
The genie replied, "It is done," and granted the man a mansion on the beach. However, the genie also gave the man's boss two mansions on the beach.
The genie then said, "Alright, you have one wish remaining. What is your final wish?"
The man replied, "I wish you'd beat me half to death."
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