Every time the bartender put a new drink in front of him and he tried to take a sip, a little man on his shoulder knocked the drink out of his hand and onto the floor.
After this repeated a few times, a guy on the next stool over asked what was going on.
The man replied, "I found a bottle on the beach, rubbed it and a genie appeared, granting me 3 wishes. For my first wish, I asked for all my debts to be paid off. My second one was for a lifetime of good health for me and my family. And my third wish was for a 12" prick and there he is."
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