A man walks into a school and decides to have a drink after a long night of drinking he decides to get up and he falls on the ground. He tried to get up again and fell on the ground. So he decided to crawl to the door. When he got outside he thought he could stand up so he tried and he fell on the ground. He decided to crawl back to his house so he did. When he got to the door he tried to stand up and fell on the ground. He managed to open the door and then he crawled up to his room and into bed. Then next morning his wife woke him up and asked if he went drinking last night. And he responded yes. His wife then said "the bartender called and you left your wheelchair at the bar last night."
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