A man was angry with his wife for always buying expensive beauty products. One day the man comes home from work to find a credit card bill that says his wife has recently spent $500 on a new perfume. He goes and confronts his wife and says "how could you spend $500 on a stupid perfume!?!?" The wife replies "But it's the best one on the market its called "Come to me". The man grabs the perfume and sprays it in the air and takes a deep breath through his nose and says "It don't smell like cum to me!!!!"
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