A man wants to have some private time with his wife, but their son always bothers them. Whenever they're in the bedroom about to get busy the young, rascal of a sun burst in and stops any happiness from occurring.
One day the man drags his son to the living room window and tells him: "How about a game? Stay here the whole day and count all the people you see wearing hats, for every one you see I'll give you $1!"
With a smile the kid agreed and the man went inside the bedroom to enjoy some time with his wife. At the end of the day he walked up to his son.
"So how was it?" The man asked.
"Well dad, it's gonna be a bit expensive."
"Why?" The man asked with a worried face.
"You know our front door neighbor Speigelmann?" The kid asked.
"Yeah, the Jew, what about him?"
"He recently died, and today was his funeral."
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