A man walks into a shop and asks for a fork. He gets one and walks out the door.
A second man walks into a shop and asks for a fork. The shopkeeper gives him the fork and the man walks out the door.
A third man walks in and asks for a straw. The shopkeeper asks, "Why do you want a straw when everybody else wants a fork?"
The man replies, "Somebody spewed up on the sidewalk and all the chunky bits are gone!"
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