The waiter asks, "Why are you wearing a pie on your head?"
The man replies, "It's a family tradition. We always wear pies on our heads on Wednesday."
The waiter remarks, "But it's Tuesday today."
The man says, "Oh, damn! I must look like a total idiot."
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