And asks the waiter about their staple dish, "The Bull's Balls".
"Oh yes" Says the waiter. "Every day we send out our finest men to fight a bull to the death, and we cut out the dead bull's testicles, cook it, season it, and put it in our best sauce. It's really quite tasty."
Why not, the man thinks, and orders it. Sure enough, it's the best thing he ever had.
The next day, the man walks into the restaurant, eager to have the dish again. When it comes, the balls are much smaller than they were yesterday.
"What the hell!?" He exclaims his waiter. "The balls were so big yesterday! Why the smaller portions!?"
"Ah" Says the waiter. "Well sometimes the bull wins."
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