A man walks into a public toilet...

and sees a man with no arms waiting by a urinal. Being a gentleman, once he has done his business, he asks the man if he can help. The man says 'Thanks buddy, could you unzip my trousers please?'. Thinking of this as his good deed for the day, he does as he is asked. The man then says 'and could you get my penis out while your down there?'. A little disgusted now, he pulls out the man's penis, which to his horror he sees is diseased and moldy. He drops it instantly, but the man says 'Please buddy, I'm desperate. Can you just guide it into the urinal while I pee?'. Closing his eyes, he does as he is bidden, but once the man is done and he has helped him put his penis away, he turns and says 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. What exactly is wrong with your penis?'. The man removes his arms from his coat and says 'I don't know buddy, but there's no way in hell I'm touching it!'

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