And asks the old bartender to pour him a drink.
The old bartender pours it and the man asks:
" Haim, why is it that you never fill up the drinks?"
" That's because I'm old and can't see that well anymore."
" Okay, but why is it that you never pour too much then?"
" Well I'm not blind, am I ?"
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