A man walks into a hotel lobby and waits to check in. As he reaches for his wallet at the counter his elbow pushes into the breast of the lady behind him. He is embarrassed and apologizes saying " I am so sorry and if your heart is as soft as your breast you can forgive me"
She looks at him and says " If your dick is as hard as your elbow I am in room 423"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.