A man walks into a gun store, wanting to buy a gun. He gets one and is testing out the scope. He looks into a house window:
Man: Hey, I can see a man and a woman in a bedroom
The shop owner looks in and noticed that that is his house, and his wife is there.
Shop owner: Here's a deal, you can have the gun for free if you can shoot the woman's head off and the man's dick off with two bullets.
Man: I think I can do it with one
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