(I've used x as a unit of currency, so that this joke can be enjoyed regardless of the country you're in.)
A man walks into a diner, where there's a notice board saying:
Veggie Burger-x5
Veggie Sandwich-x5
Handjobs-x10
So he asks up to the cute waitress and says, 'Are you the one here giving handjobs?'
'Yes', she replis meekly.
He says, 'Well, wash your hands properly, I wanna have a burger!'
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