A man walks into a costume party wearing nothing but blue jeans..

the host looks at the man and asks, "what are you supposed to be?"

the man said, "I'm a premature ejaculation."

host: "well, why are you not wearing a shirt or some shoes?"

to which the man simply replied, "*I just came in my pants!*"

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