A Man walks into a brothel...

and asks the mistress for the largest black woman she has available. The mistress is astounded, and replies: "Sir, a man of your good looks deserves only our finest women. We have plenty to choose from." The man insists on the largest black woman available. He is told to go upstairs, to the left and knock on the fourth door. As he arrives at the door, he knocks and walks in. He sees in front of him the largest woman he has ever seen. Easily over 350lbs. She seductively asks him what his pleasure is. He begs for her to strip down and lay on her back. She slowly strips out of her clothes, and lays down on her back. She then asks, what would like me to do to you. He then asks her to spread her legs, as far apart as she can. She follows his orders with a smile on her face. He then gets real close to her, and asks her to spread her lips nice and wide so he can get a good look at her. She jumps with excitement and does what he says. After about 5 minutes of staring at her, he tells her to put her clothes back on. Disappointed, the woman asks why he chose to spend money on her and not do anything. He replied, "My wife wants to pain our house brown, and I just wanted to see what it would look like with pink shutters!"