And asks for the madame.
The host says to him "Are you sure? She is our most expensive"
He replies "Yes, I have $1000 ready!"
Shocked at the amount, the host quickly runs up the stairs and grabs the madame and prepares a room for them.
The man walks into the room with the madame and 30 minutes later walks out with a smile on his face and leaves.
The next day, at the exact same time the man returns again with $1000 and only asks for the madame.
Again, the next day the man walks in and asks for her. This time, the madame asks the man "you've been in here 3 times now and have spent a lot of money. Where are you from?"
The man replies "I'm from Berlin. Here for a vacation"
The madame, excited says "My sister is from Berlin!"
To which the man says "I know! I work with her! I told her I was coming here and she wanted to give you $3000!"
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