He orders 4 shots of bourbon, the bartender asks, "everything ok?" The man replies "I just found out my little brother is gay. Bartender says, "hey man, don't kill yourself over it, it's his life, let him be happy". The man drinks the shots and leaves. The next day same man walks up to the bar and asks for 6 shots of bourbon, bartender asks, "what now man?" Man says "I just found out my older brother is gay" bartender replies in the same fashion, "it's alright, it's their life let them do what they want". The man drinks and leaves. The next day he comes up to the bar and asks for ten shots. The bartender says, "that's way too much man, i can't serve you ten shots" the man replies "just give me the six you gave me yesterday you know me i don't cause trouble" bar tender pours the shots and asks "hey, is there anyone in your family that actually likes pussy?" The man says "yeah...my sister."
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