A man walks into a bar

when he visits germany to see if their beer is really as good as everyone says, the bartender sees he is a tourist and says, "I'm thinking of a number and if you get it you get a free beer, Want to play?". The man responds with "Nine!", and the bartender replies "Oh okay, let me know if you want to try"

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