He sits down and orders a shot of whiskey and tells the bartender he is celebrating his first blowjob. The bartender congratulates him and tells him the whiskey is on the house. After the first shot, the man orders another couple of shots. The bartender gives him the shots and asks, "Are you still celebrating?" And the man responds "Yeah, I can't seem to get the taste out of my mouth"
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