Orders a drink and when he finishes it he looks in his shirt pocket and then orders another. When he finishes he looks in his shirt pocket again. He does this three or four more times and the bartender finally confronts him and asks "Why do you keep looking in your shirt pocket after every drink you finish?" The man says, "I have a picture of my wife in here, when she starts to look good, I'm going home."
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