..hoping to pick up a girl. But he has no luck. All night he just sits there getting no action. After a while he notices that there is a small, scrawny little guy sitting at a back table who seems to be getting no end of action. All evening the girls actually walk up to his table and introduce themselves. The couple then leave and come back later. The guy sits back down and another girl walks over.
Not understanding what is going on our guy catches the bartender's attention and asks what is going on. How can that guy get so much action.
"Beats me." says the bartender. "All he does is sit there licking his eyebrows."
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