A man walks into a bar...

He tells the bartender "get me a beer, get a beer for yourself, and a beer for everyone else in the bar."

The bartender smiles and does as he asked. Then the bartender told the man that it would be 62.50 for all the beers.

The man smiled at the bartender and said, "I ain't got no money!"

The bartender grabs the man by the collar and throws him out the door. "If you come back I'll bust you up!"

Ten minutes later the man came back. He walked up to the bartender and told him "Pour me a beer, get a beer for yourself, and a beer for everyone else in the bar."

The bartender looked suspiciously at the man. Surely he wouldn't be dumb enough to try this again. The bartender pours everyone another beer.

"62.50" said the bartender.

"I ain't got a nickle!" said the man with a laugh.

The bartender punches the man in the face and throws him out the door. "Don't come back you bum!"

Ten minutes later the man comes back. He walks up to the bartender and told the bartender "Pour me a beer and pour one for everyone else in the bar."

"What? No beer for me this time!?" asked the bartender.

"No" replied the man. "You get violent when you drink."