A man walks into a bar

He sees a few pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling and so he asks the bartender about them. The bartender says "If you can jump and touch them, you get free drinks for the rest of the month, but if you miss, you cover everyone for the rest of the hour." The man thinks for a second and says "No. The stakes are too high"

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