He says to the man next to him: "All lawyers are assholes"
The man replies: "Hey I resent that"
Startled, the first man says: "Oh I'm sorry, are you a lawyer?"
The man replies: "No, "I'm an asshole!"
EDITED: to appease a grammar asshole
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