He asks the bartender for six shots of vodka. As soon as the bartender gives it to him, he downs them in four seconds flat.
"Rough day, huh?" Says the bartender.
"Yeah," coughs the man, "I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The next day, the man comes back in, asks for six more shots, and downs them as fast as he can.
"What happened today?" Asked the bartender.
"I just found out my youngest son is gay, too." The man replies.
The third day, the man comes in, asks for the whole bottle of vodka, and starts chugging it. The bartender is mortified.
"Does *anyone* in your family like women?" He asks.
"Yeah," the man replies, "my wife."
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