As he's waiting for his drink he keeps looking around the bar, not believing his luck. Every single girl here is a 10/10. He doesn't usually have much luck with the ladies, but surely the odds are in his favour tonight!
An average looking guy drinking a beer at the bar notices him staring at the girls, and leans over in a conspiratory whisper: “I could bang any girl here”. Really? “Yep, any one of these 10/10 babes. I could bang any of them.”
Not quite believing him but not wanting to miss out on any life changing advice, our protagonist asks the guy: “That's truly impressive. What's your secret?”
“Oh that's easy, you see...” Taking a big sip of his beer, with his eyes now firmly on the backside of a nearby stunner, he continues, conversationally. “I'm a rapist.”
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