The bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Well aren't you a handsome fellow!". Thinking he's hearing things, the man ignores it and orders a fine Pilsner beer. After he takes a sip, the pretzels goes again "Hm, Pilsner, a fine choice for a cutie like you". The man then looks at the bartender and asks "What the hell is with this bowl of pretzels?!" The bartender, not looking up, says "Oh them? Don't worry about it. The pretzels are complimentary"
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