He asks him:
"What's the matter, dude? Why are you so blue?"
"Oh, my father died three months ago, he left me 10,000€."
"Oh, man, I didn't know... My condolences."
"Yeah, and month after that my mother dies, leaving me 15,000€."
"Damn, that sucks..."
"And just last month, my aunt died, leaving me 20,000€."
"Man, it must be so hard for you, losing three close relatives in three months."
"Tell me about it... This month I haven't gotten a single cent."
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