And sees a small man playing a beautiful melody on a piano. "So what happened here?" the man asks. "Rub this lamp and a genie will come out." So the man walks out and rubs the lamp and a genie pops out. "Thanks for releasing me, you may have one wish." The man thinks for a minute, "I'd like a million bucks!" Suddenly a cacophony of quacking could be heard and overhead a large flock of ducks start shitting out money. The man collects the cash and runs in. He sees the bartender standing there bollock naked, showing his very impressive manhood. "I'm pledging my support for Harambe don't mind me. How did it work out?" "Fantastic," the man replied, "I got a million bucks! Thank goodness the genie wasn't hard of hearing!" "Yeah they usually are, but I mean what the fuck would I do with a 10 inch penis? My penis is at least double that length after I had that operation and the genie got rid of my stutter. At least a 10 inch pianist brings in the customers, both for the novelty and for the music so it's great from a business perspective. Anyway what would you like?"
"Just ice please."
"Just ice?"
"Yeah, just ice for Harambe."
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