"Give me a shot of vintage 20 year single malt whiskey"
The bartender thinks "This fool doesn't know what he is talking about, Ill give him the well whiskey"
On taking a sip, the man spits it out and says "that is disgusting - I said the 20 year whiskey!"
The bartender decides to test him and gives him a glass Of 10 year old whiskey. The man takes a sip and spits it out saying "that was better but it's still not 20 year whiskey!"
Impressed, the bartender takes down the top shelf whiskey and serves it. The man takes a sip and says "LOVELY - just what I wanted!"
Watching all this from the end of the bar is a drunk who staggers over with a glass. He says to the man "that was very impressive. Tell me what you think of this?"
The man takes a sip and vomits it to the floor and screamed "that is awful, what was it?"
The drunk says "I just pissed in that glass. How old am I ?"
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