When the bartender gave him the drink the man took out his wallet to pay for his beverage. The bartender was shocked to see all of the cash that he held in his wallet for it was bulging with hundred dollar bills! The bartender in shock asked the man...
"Damn son, whats with all the cash on you?"
The man chuckles loudly and replies "Well you see its all part of my job. I am a bettoligist after all."
"A what?"
"A bettoligist, I make bets for a living! For example..I bet you $100 I can touch my elbow with my nose."
Touch your elbow with your nose? He was sure no one could do that. So in fair sport he placed $100 on the table and watched as the man removed his fake arm and touch the elbow with his nose.
The bartender was a little pissed and before he could get a word out the man said. "Ok ok I'm sorry. You can get your money back though! I bet you $200 I can lick my eye."
The bartender knew that could not be done! Plus he did want his money back so he put down the money and what do ya know the man popped out his fake eye and gave it one good lick.
The bartender was furious and kicked the man out of his bar for making him lose $300! But 10 minutes later the man came back only this time looking very guilty..
"Look, I'm sorry I tricked you I really am! And to be fair lets have one more bet shall we!? I bet you $1000 I can piss in a shot glass 20 feet away without missing a single drop."
The bartender's eyes almost flew out of his skull! THERE IS NO WAY a man could do that! No way in hell! He was sure of it this time! So, he put down $1000 on the table and set up the shot glass.
The man pulled his pants and attempted to hit the shot glass only to miss way off his mark! He pissed on the tables, chairs, floor, bar, he even pissed on a couple of people at the bar and the bartender himself!!
But the bartender didn't care! He just won $1000! He was laughing so hard and was dancing at the sight of him missing the shot glass.
The bartender collected his money from the man and asked him "Why on earth would you make a ridiculous bet you knew you would lose?"
The man smirked back and said "You see that table over there? I bet them $3000 that I would be able to piss all over you bar and you would be happy." And with that he collected the money form the table and left.
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